Seriously, I think this course raising my blood pressure. There are like 3 cool people in total, including a freshman taking courses early, a pretty rad hippyish kid who works at Ben and Jerry's (at Lark and Jay Street!!!!) and this girl from Oklahoma. She's great, just from Oklahoma. Cattle country, Oklahoma. Her dad's a rancher. That's worse than just bible-thumping Oklahoma. But she's probably my favorite, nonetheless.
Side note: no one cares about your kids. This is especially true while in a college class (probably high school, too). Unless you're a very close friend of mine, I am not going to give two shits about your children. Probably not even one shit. And in class, I'm going to be very angry at you for basically wasting my money. I pay money to sit in class to better understand the material I have to learn in order to pass and get a job some day. So when you go on and on and on about your unfortunate offspring (Unfortunate means that if I have to hear this in class, I can only imagine what their lives are like.), you basically waste my class time, which wastes my money. So (whether in class or not) always remember: the only one who cares what Little Johnny did the other night is you. And Little Johnny.
Even saying Little Johnny just now annoyed the crap out of me. But it's perfect because it really brings out the mocking that this behavior brings on those who are guilty of it.
Okay I'll stop yelling at parents now. I'm not going to stop parking in the 'customer with child' spots at Price Chopper, though.
So as you can see, I've been in a science class all day, and am angry about it. Angry enough to stand there with my fists balled at my sides, with a scrunched up face saying "ooooooooo I'm sooooo angry!!!!"
I'm going to go do that now. Bye.
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Jay, you never told me you have a blog! Love it!
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