Evolution

I just updated my Facebook status twice. The first time was "Jay wants pizza". The second was "Jay is giving in. Hello, pizza." I got three 'likes' (which is Facebook speak for people who indicate that they 'like' your status) in all: two for the first one and one for the second. So more people commented their appreciation that I wanted the pizza than that I actually got it. I think this is a sign that Americans are beginning to appreciate restraint.

Yes, that's right. I wasted this whole post on wishful thinking.