Impatience.

And hunger. The two reasons that this fucking document needs to get here. So this local university likes to say it's sent documents to other libraries (like the one I'm working in) before it actually has. This makes its turnover rate for lending seem very good. So the person waiting for the article has already called today. Then the university was supposed to be scanning it in and sending it right to us. This was an hour ago.

All I want to do is get some food. Seriously, is it too much to ask people to do their jobs so I can eat? Another thing, if this article is that crucial, why not drive the 5 miles to this university and copy the article?

Wow, was that what it took? Did I just totally stop caring about this customer? Am I getting food? I think after a few more minutes of finishing up the other tasks I have, the answer will be yes.

That's called decision making.

Advice for gays: To be blunt (and somewhat vulgar), you have two heads. Both are capable of controlling your actions. One head is much bigger than the other (don't lie, you know it is) and contains a fully formed brain, rather than glans and libido. This is the brain that you should use most of the time. Or, at the very least, before letting the little head do the thinking, you should consult the larger one. Just a thought, try it out.